I want those 20 seconds of my life back, you jerkoff
Yes, think of all the kittens you could have seen in those 20 seconds.
It actually took you 20 seconds to read that?
It does if you read everything to yourself. with Morgan Freeman’s voice.
It took you 20 seconds to Jerk Off?
The heart only pumps blood. On a related note, fucking stupid.
And how do you think that blood is pumped? It’s called the myocardium.
Still fucking stupid.
you say “only” as if pumping blood is NOT important….. tell me what dou you think would happen if your heart stopped pumping blood?? you would DIE so therefore the heart IS the most important muscle in the body.
I actually found this quite hilarious.
OMG MORGAN FREEMAN!!!! I CAN HAZ AUTOGRAPH?!?!?!?
Comments are funnier than the post.